I need to make more money

This weekend I've been helping my neighbor do some computer stuff cause he is computer illiterate. My payment for helping him was I got to take his 2006 Z06 Corvette out for a test drive. Fucking amazing piece of machinery. It is a rocket ship. I need to be able to afford one.

Must be documented

Yesterday I went down to the Christmas party at 1019 Church. We played a game of survivor flip cup and it was guys versus girls. Guys were off to a good start and took the first two games. Then we lost two and then took the next two. It's Andy, me and some other guy vs bobby's girlfriend Betsy. She did the 5 cups by herself before our team of three could. Then she took down 5 cups before Andy and I could do our five. Then I won a coin flip against Andy and had to take Betsy head on. She beat me and did 5 cups before I finished my first 3. It was an amazing display of flip cup athleticism.

Then I went to the brown jug and played fingers until I browned out.

Another really weird thing happened that night. I had some panchero's with Gretta, and she wanted to go back to the BOX house. This is the point I started to brown out. She hailed a car, but it wasn't a cab. It was some guy. I don't think Gretta knew him. But he gave us a ride back to BOX. What a nice guy. But it was weird. How do you hail a car that isn't a taxi?

Come on ladies

Tonight I went to B Dubs with a friend to throw some darts. While there I witnessed two attractive ladies getting hit on by a guy. I later found out that these ladies were excessively intoxicated. The guy is a younger man, a dentist, and a good looking dude. Then the girls were gone and I was like, wow he must have struck out, cause he was off talking to some other guys about politics or some shit. But they must have just gone to the bathroom because they came back. He gave one his cell number and picked up their tab. I thought that they actually left together, but when I was leaving they were outside talking to a couple trashy punks. The guy should have drove them home at least, cause they were in no shape to.

But come on, what's with hot girls and their attraction to the lower level of society.