White Trash of Fenton

My family is white trash. It was okay when we just had a summer cottage. But now that we live on Lake Fenton permanently, we have to make some changes. My dad bought 2 seadoos this week (my consumerism has effected him, he's thinking about buying a pontoon too), so the number of trailers in our front yard has grown to 3. There wouldn't be room for a pontoon trailer.

And that stand up jet ski doesn't have an engine in it.