A Quote
Here is a quote from my Friend Imran from back in sophomore year. Maybe I can forget about last night's episode with great memories from the past.
"I hate cell phones.
I hate how the sorority girls put little stickers on them, like little frogs and things.
I hate how you can put on different face plates, some clear some sparkly.
I hate how they have small speakers and it confuses you where to talk into.
I hate how they have little antennas, like the size of that parcel on the brush. And it looks
like something I could shit out my ass.
I hate the belt clips that you attach to your belt and like camouflage it. Like a cop and his
holstered gun.
I’m never going to get one.
But my wife will probably make me get one." - Imran
"I hate cell phones.
I hate how the sorority girls put little stickers on them, like little frogs and things.
I hate how you can put on different face plates, some clear some sparkly.
I hate how they have small speakers and it confuses you where to talk into.
I hate how they have little antennas, like the size of that parcel on the brush. And it looks
like something I could shit out my ass.
I hate the belt clips that you attach to your belt and like camouflage it. Like a cop and his
holstered gun.
I’m never going to get one.
But my wife will probably make me get one." - Imran
posted by Geno at 7:50 PM
4 Comments:
For the record, Imran has owned a cellphone for approximately three years.
Bless you for writing things down. I know you've got more where that came from. I remember.
If only we had complete documentation of the unmarshalled grease rant...
Imran, do you recall the unmarshalled grease rant?
Thankfully Imran himself recently refreshed his rim-heat thesis. I would love a full transcript of both the unmarshalled grease and "who is that big bear" rant as well. What else????
I would love a transcript of the time Mike and Imran tried to argue the case than Jon Barry should be an NBA all star. That would be a real treat to revisit.
Unfortunately I do not have the unmarshalled grease rant.
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